Zoivi Products

Once again welcome to let Join Zoivi today i will be discussing the wonderful products our great multilevel marketing company offers. I hope i interest you in any and if you like you can purchase them off of my down-lines pages. The wonderful thing about Zoivi is that if you buy products off of my down-lines they get a small percentage of what you paid and if they haven't finished paying their platinum membership (basically paying the remaining difference form $1140 to $349) your small donation shall pay it off. Isn't that nice? you get wonderful products and our down-lines get money off of their investment to gain extra money.







Zoivi DTX- This all natural detox helps your system clear itself from bacteria and other toxins in your body. Results can be seen in one day. I'm not even kidding you will lose up to 10 pounds in water weight inn one day. This is how it works. At 2 PM of your starting day be sure you have had your final meal cause for this one were going to starve okay. Mix DTX 1 with organic apple juice and drink 1/4 every 2 hours until you finish. Once your finished mix your DTX 2 with organic grapefruit juice and you'll have to drink it in one shot. Yes Safflower oil with grapefruit in one shot. Now sleep on your left side rolled up into a ball like babies do. Once you wake up you will be rushing to the bathroom for five hours straight. Don't eat in these five hours or the DTX wont work. After five hours of constant cleaning you will lose from 5-10 pounds in water weight. Don't smoke or drink alcohol or else you'll gain these pounds back in a week. If you don't take alcohol or cigarettes you will still gain this weight back after a month and you cant use a DTX until 6 months so i guess you can see why this is a popular item to sell. Now we ain't selling this for too much. Anyone can afford it as long as they have a job and have room for spending on useless crap. I mean powerful health supplements. Now for the mega low price of $120, yes $120 you can get your set of DTX and clean your body of water for a day. How does that sound?

Zoivi EMZ- The Zoivi EMZ is a multienzymatic complex which causes your body to break down food faster then it would eliminating the bad and using the good for nutrition. When we present these products (by the way if you'd like a presentation shoot me a email with your number and we can come to your house and show you demo and even give you a free product sample) we use a pudding test to show you how "effective" our EMZ is. We mix the thick pudding with our miracle capsule and stir it for several minutes until the EMZ turns the pudding liquid. Imagine that in your stomach? This will definitively help you go to the bathroom faster and prevent lactose intolerance and some other food prone illnesses but I'm not suppose to say that or the FDA will find out our product is a complete piece of crap i mean a complete miracle. This is our cheapest product by quality and price. Get your EMZ for the low price of $60 or you can get it off my people for the cheap price of $50. This powerful health supplement works best if you used DTX before so your stomach is already clean making you think i mean know that its working.

Zoivi Burn-  Hey have you worked out and thought that you would gain muscle in a few weeks? Well this product stimulates the growth of muscle and the decrease of fat. This two in one product is for those who have a good diet and exercises daily. Fat people will get slim and fit. Skinny people will get big and buff. Sound like a miracle or is it just bluff? Well  it controls your appetite which is why fat people lose weight however it affects your thyroids as well. Your thyroids will be shot with antyoxydents which will transform your body. i wouldn't trust anything with my thyroids since if something goes wrong I'll be permanently fat or skinny without any chance of changing. Now if your willing to risk your life for a easy non steroid way of working out come on down and buy the Zoivi Burn which by the way only works potently after taking both EMZ and DTX. Now this miracle deserves a low price so your dumb people i mean smart and healthy people would buy it. For you my blog readers i give you it on $50 as well however Zoivi gives it to you at a low price of  $77. If you hate working out and are willing to risk your looks then take our offer of only $77

Zoivi Genki- Yes Genki like the mad cat scientist from Saints Row. This products description sounds like it was made by the mad cat scientist. "rejuvenate life with a blast of powerful vitamins to deliver a deadly blow to the toxins in your body" This is our miracle juice which is packed with all vitamins and is halal to all you Muslims who actually care about that. This vitamin is a powder that you mix with your favorite drink to add a bitter flavor to it and make it a Genki blast. You'll gain energy, be sexually active and technically be as crazy as Dr.Genki. This might all sound like a load of BS but its true this will grant your body immunities at the cost of long term side effects that you'll find out later maybe once you pee. Never take this if your pregnant or bound to die by some illness because even though Ahmed Evaji says it will cure you he's just lying to you to get you to buy this placebo i mean miracle. I really would recommend this product since it does help you when you have a cold or when you want to have sex multiple times since it stimulates your libido. Now i know allot of you old people would like this so for all of you my down-lines can sell you one pack (not box) of the drink (for one drink) at $2 however if you want to buy the whole thing from the website it Will cost you a very cheap price of $124. With that much money i can buy food for a week of i can buy this miracle drink for a month. If you truly like it i can give you a sample when i do a demo at your house or i can give you my down-lines numbers so they can sell you it at $2.

Zoivi ONE- Have you ever had a protein shake? Well this is Zoivi's version of the protein shake. Available in chocolate and vanilla this shake is bound to fill you up and give you 25 grams of protein. If you can withstand its plane flavor then your good. This has a serving size of 15 days or 30 days based on how you use it. It has 114 calories and drinking one with every meal should help you gain muscle in no Time. This goes perfect with the ZoiVi burn and will make a great snack. If you want to lose weight i wouldn't recommend eating after using it instead use it to replace your meals. Not much is known about this product since we just introduced it to the market this February of 2013 however be our test dummy i mean test Alpha body and send us pictures of your results. The Zoivi member who sends the best pictures gets money so help us win money by sending us your results. Since this is a prototype product I'll give you a good price on it. If you buy from me you'll only pay $60 but if you buy it from the company it will cost you a low price of $82. So if your interested feel free to contact me at my email. OmereYilderem25@gmail.com
One last thing. If you think your wise enough to scam losers into buying this crap feel free to join my forces and make me some good money. My next post will be about the people in Zoivi i hope you guys stay tuned because this will help  you avoid falling into the Zoiv Trap. Omere Out!