Friday, October 18, 2013

Let join Zoivi

Welcome fellow Zoivi directors. If you have come to my blog  you have done great and are ready to start making some green with the best company in the world Zoivi. Lets start off by telling you the three ways you can sign up to our wonderful world changing movement.

  • Basic Membership- You can easily join our wonderful company for $349. Very affordable indeed however being a cheep person will also decrease your profits with zoivi. As a basic member you can only get paid in three different ways which usually pay out very very low. 1) you will get "payed" for selling our wonderful product to the world and you gain retail profit of $6-$20. 2) when you tell your friends to join you get 10% of what they paid to get in however you don't get this 10% until 3 weeks from when they got in. 3) You can also get 10% of the point of hard work both your teams get. lets say your right leg makes 1000 and left 1000 you get 
100 from each so 200.

  • Entrepreneurship membership- If you really don't think that's enough money then pay us $749 and well give you all the benefits of a basic member with one added bonus. 5% of whatever people you brought in brought in. So if your friend brings in someone paying $1000 you get $50.                                    
  • Platinum membership- Not enough money fro you? then join us as a platinum member for the low low price of $1140. You spend this much on fancy stuff why not sped t on something useful that will "make you money". Platinum members get everything entrepreneur get with the exception that platinum have 6 other ways to get payed. i wont reveal them here however.

Ranking up- what does it mean to rank up in our company? Well first you get one of these adorable pins maid of "gold" and then you get a check just for ranking up. The rank up to gold member gives you $100 anything lower wont give you anything. You also get a certain amount of money for 4 weeks consequential if your platinum. You may ask yourself how can one rank up? Well the answer is simple Scam your friends. I mean make your friends and loved ones join. each friend you join pays out in points depending which membership you suckered them into buying. Basics give out 300pts entrepreneurs give out 600pts and platinum gives out 1000pts. Zoivi is a bianary system so you must have points on both sides match to reach a rank. To get to gold you must get 3000 points on both sides. Here is the catch... you have to get these 3000 points on both sides within a week or you'll have to start over again from zero points. Tell me can you scam $6000 in a week? if so then Zoivi is right for you. If not the your not zoivi material and just stay a slave of the rest like most of the noobs we got. if $6000 is to much to handle then try reaching the highest rank Alpha diamond. the requirement is to get 100000 on both sides. tell me can you scam a million dollars in a week? If so then shoot for the stars and start Zoivi today if not then go home because you'll end up writing bad reviews on zoivi and cry for all the money you caused yourself to lose.
Family and friends- Here at Zoivi well be your friends and family since you'll be to busy working for us to have any time for your real friends and family. However if you truly love your friends and family invite them to join our cause to scam the world and get Mr.Evaji our CEO rich. Several members have lost their girlfriends and other love interest for Zoivi. I lost my fathers trust and i didnt care cause i was making $1400 a month. The Zoivi girls might be of your interest most of them had sex with the CEO to make extra cash in the company and wont date you regardless of how handsome or nice you might be since their all trained by Evaji to be mindless money seeking Zombies. If your friends don't mater to you and are just another source of income then welcome aboard the Zoivi paradise of mistrust. By the way we the leaders speak of all of you behind you backs.
If you love your family then stay with them and don't join since you'll blame us for separating you from your loved ones.
Free time?- Welcome to zoivi let me give you your schedule. 6-9Am going to college campuses to scam idiots. 10-11Am eat with your up line even if you cant afford the food. 12 am-2 Pm do presentations with your up line to scam family and other peoples family. 3-5 Pm making one on ones and presenting to confirm your fools are well scammed. 6-8 Pm learn from your up line. 9-11 pm worship Mr.Evaji or get "training" This will be your schedule all days except Sundays in which you get free time till 6 pm then you go to the mansion to worship Evaji. You can write to me at omereyilderem25@gmail.com for more info on the Zoivi movement. Also View the following blog its the basic experiences of some of my down lines. http://zoiviscam.blogspot.com/











4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great blog! It's surprising to know most zoivi girls slept with Evaji,I always thought he was gay because of his flamboyant looks.People should blog more about this cult, the more information the better.

Anonymous said...

For a second I thought this was a blog trying to convince people to join Zoivi because of the title perhaps that's why it doesn't have that many comments yet. It's bad enough that some people fall for this kind of stuff but to drag your friends and family with you It's just a shame

Anonymous said...

Dude thank you so much for your blog. It's really going to help people in the long run; keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Everything on this blog is true. A friend got me a "job interview" about a year ago in Manhattan, at a seedy looking building. The people were trying to convince me that you need luxury vehicles and other stupid things to be happy, and to not be broke, so join their company and you won't be broke. It was very evident that they were a cult to me.

Ironically, the person who got me the "job interview" in the first place has made a public apology on youtube, about how zoivi made him scheme his friends and family and how "not everyone is built for this." No, that's not how rich people get rich Johannes. You got swindled.