Monday, November 18, 2013

The People of Zoivi

Welcome to the Lets Join Zoivi blog. I know i promised you I would be speaking about the people of Zoivi earlier and forgive me for taking so long to write this article but here it is at last so enjoy and feel free to contact me.
Zoivi is a great company filled with several people of several races (mostly Asian and Hispanic) in which you could meet several people with different mindsets that are identically the same. In Zoivi we're all taught to think the same and that anyone who doesn't think among the lines of Mr.Evaji's teachings is broke. They use broke as a scapegoat to put fear into you of all the negative people including the prosess of separating you from your family if they are not joining you.
Ahmad Evaji CEO- This is Mr.Evaji the ring leader of Zoivi and the one that most people in Zoivi look up to as a mentor or divine authority. He claims to have retired at the age of thirty and to have started from scratch at a young age. There is several things he did in his past that he doesn't tell his Zoivi disciples which you can figure out by sending me a message. He used to work for a knife company before making Zoivi and quit that company when he fired his down-lines then mysteriously the company got sued. He believes Zoivi can take over the world and is planning to send some of his workers to local high schools to open up leadership clubs which will secretly be brainwashing people to join Zoivi. He has a very megalomania-tic personality and is full of greed. He claims not to care for money yet is greatly insulted when you don't purchase his packages. He didn't go to college but claims it is not needed to become a millionaire. A very convincing person who is good at using women to do his biding for him. ( i can keep typing on this guy for hours but we have other people to get to. If you want more info messenger me or comment i might even write my next blog on him)

Salome- She is one of the top leaders of Zoivi team MEMO. She looks like a really nice person and when you talk to her she is friendly as well however when your not aware she speaks behind your back. I used to sit through the LO which is our leadership organization and listen to her blab about how bad people in her team were also badmouthing my team. She speaks her English with and accent to make you feel pity for her so that she could convince you to join her team. She is extremely loyal to Mr.Evaji and will take any skepticism you have straight to him up to the point where she can get you removed from the Zoivi program. She is vile in that she can turn you against your own friend by talking things to you about your friend and vice verse to have you compete. She once took on of my down-line's clients by saying that they were her's. We tried to get him back to my down-line but shes closer to the CEO if you know what i mean. She once used people of a immigration reform group as prospects claiming them to be weak and open to any opportunity regardless of how much it may pay. (Alike Evaji i can keep on going with this however its up to you to know how much you want to hear so hit me up)

Jeffrey Adytia-  This was the man who recruited me into the vile company that is Zoivi. After having lost all faith on my soccer career i decided to continue college at Lehman College and then by chance met this guy. He came up to me and said i could make my life better by joining his company and that i could make good money. I joined him because he was like a brother to me. This guy will always help you when you are indeed of his help however he is also a bit of a narcissist. He is one of the top leaders of MEMO and i owe him everything i did in Zoivi. However he is easily swayed by money. When he had the chance to help me with presentations to advance to diamond rank he decided to help a stupid guy whose been in Zoivi for two years (silver rank making 0-$100) rank up by marketing. I could have helped him make more money but he decided to make that mistake. He's a really cool guy however you cant trust him to keep his word with you.  He can be controlling at times making you eat differently or even telling you not to hang out with certain people. He kicked my down-lines out of the company mansion because he didn't like them then took away my down-lines accounts because they missed one training. ( I have lots more to tell you about him as well so feel free to contact me)
Jorge Damian- This is one of the sickest and cruelest people you can meet in Zoivi. He is a diamond rank but the way he obtained his rank was by cheating his family out of their hard earned money. He forced ten of his family members to invest $1140 each and then asked his up-lines to pay off the remaining money to achieve the rank. He payed the up-lines back with the few money he earned however he didn't pay his family back. Even among us leaders he is disliked for his thoughtlessness. He is also taking advantage of the down-lines of other by convincing them to quit and join under him so that they can be seeing real profits. He is a jerk who kicked out a girl named Gigi from the company mansion because she didn't want to have sex with him. He lives in the company mansion with the others stated above and always goes on the trips and gets the scholarships since these things are rigged. He took money from his parents credit card to get started in the company but quickly put it back after scamming his relatives into joining the company. When you tell him how he made it to were he is he will lie to you saying he started doing a dishwasher job until he had the money to join Zoivi or anything else to try to relate to you.
Deniz Felix- She is the right hand of Mr.Evaji and the leader of team MEMO. She claims to have moved out of her house at the age of fifteen and worked hard to join Zoivi and pays her bills thanks to Zoivi. She has two cars bought off on credit and constantly acts like a nice person to get you to join Zoivi however she critically criticizes you at the LO meetings. She hated my down-lines because according to her they were too ghetto to even know what business was. Shes a hypocrite saying we need smart people in Zoivi when she easily gets people at bars to join Zoivi promising them the world for $1140. Hey would you like to be out poverty homeless man? Then join me i'll show you a company which can help you do that just invest in us and i'll assure you your profits. She is disliked by her family for joining Zoivi and tricking her sick relatives into buying the useless products. She is seen as a very important person by the Zoivi folk and if she dislikes you she can make working at Zoivi real hell for you. ( i can keep going on and on with this)
Xiao Chen- The girlfriend of the CEO and the one who goes on every single ZoiVi event. You can easily notice her as the first person you see at any ZoiVi event and is usually really flirtations. For those who dont know shes the CEO's girl she uses the male psychology to make you join promising you she'll be your if you make it to diamond in six weeks. Any man viewing this beauty would easy fall for that trap. She lives in the mansion with the CEO and leads team Impact as their leader and Mr.Evaji's left hand.  She left her old sick mother to join the company and doesn't visit her because according to her shes a negative person. If your feeling negative about the company someone will send her to you to flirt with you and get you excited to work harder. She wont eat several things due to her large amount of allergies and claims that the product has healed several of her allergies. She is avid about the product and will force you to use it if you don't want to sell it. Using her charm your more likely to get people to join under you however to "hire" her you must pay her a platinume membership which is $1140. Be careful not to fall for her sexual charm. (for more info shoot me a email)
Richard Chen- This faker is a shooting star in Zoivi who started from nothing and is now making a decent amount in the thousands however fake it till you make it causes problems with income. He bought a car and several products on credit causing his credit cards to sky rocket. Thinking he could pay it back he recruited like crazy but failed. He payed half of his debts off and then three years later he starts making enough money to keep his debts balanced. He will lie telling you that he started as a high school drop out who went back to school but as his transcript shows that's a lie. He offers the other leaders rides on his car however for his down-lines he couldn't care less except for their money. He once tried to get my dad out of his retirement check so that he could buy products. This man will lie to you about everything especially his age and will make you feel weak. He loves to isolate you from your family so your more open to ZoiVi's brainwashing program however i doubt this guy can have much effect on you.
Helen Huang- This is the woman i love and the one reason i have stayed in Zoivi for so long. Look at her beautiful brown eyes. They once saw only for me however now they see for materialistic well being. This company erased me from her eyes and slowly swept her away from her family without me being able to do much. I wanted to make allot of money in this company to get back with my ex however after dating the remains of the human Helen i fell in love. I had a new purpose and that was to work with Zoivi until we had money to go love together. However Evaji had other plans and offered her to live in the mansion and since then i have been awakened form the trap that Zoivi is. No matter how much i try i cant over power the brainwashing Evaji has set on her. Now tell me if a loved one would join a company like this and mystically forget everything about you and become materialistic there would be a problem. Protect the people you love from this scam. Protect them in the ways i couldn't protect her. I wanted to stay in the company  as a brainwashed zombie to be with her and to leave with her when it all ended. As time has passed I've realized that ZoiVi is continuing to grow and she apart form me. After talking with a couple of people who too have lost their loved one's to Zoivi i have come to realize what paid I've caused to the families of those i scammed. My Helen now helps Evaji doing similar tactics to Xiao however i try to mess up her recruitment strategy so that i don't lose her to the materialistic lust. ( i can keep on going but this is not about me)

These are the only people who i know are at the top of Zoivi and are pulling most of the strings. I can write about lesser important people if you like and if that's what you like then shoot me a comment with anyone in mind. My next blog post will be a full explanation on the compensation plan and how it works. Feel free to tune in. I wont take too long for the next post and also think about what i have written. I wouldn't like your family members ending up in a company like this. http://zoiviexperiences.blogspot.com/2013/10/a-loved-one-joins-zoivi.html check that link out. The story of this girl sums up what happens to people who join in Zoivi. According to people i know there have been some people who have gone through psychological treatment to deal with the brainwashing that Zoivi implements on its people. I have been depressed long and felt useless because of what Zoivi had made me think about my old lifestyle. They said the only reason Helen prefers Zoivi over me is because i am an uneducated person from the Bronx. Feel free to share this among people you know. Omere Out!

Monday, October 21, 2013

Zoivi Products

Once again welcome to let Join Zoivi today i will be discussing the wonderful products our great multilevel marketing company offers. I hope i interest you in any and if you like you can purchase them off of my down-lines pages. The wonderful thing about Zoivi is that if you buy products off of my down-lines they get a small percentage of what you paid and if they haven't finished paying their platinum membership (basically paying the remaining difference form $1140 to $349) your small donation shall pay it off. Isn't that nice? you get wonderful products and our down-lines get money off of their investment to gain extra money.







Zoivi DTX- This all natural detox helps your system clear itself from bacteria and other toxins in your body. Results can be seen in one day. I'm not even kidding you will lose up to 10 pounds in water weight inn one day. This is how it works. At 2 PM of your starting day be sure you have had your final meal cause for this one were going to starve okay. Mix DTX 1 with organic apple juice and drink 1/4 every 2 hours until you finish. Once your finished mix your DTX 2 with organic grapefruit juice and you'll have to drink it in one shot. Yes Safflower oil with grapefruit in one shot. Now sleep on your left side rolled up into a ball like babies do. Once you wake up you will be rushing to the bathroom for five hours straight. Don't eat in these five hours or the DTX wont work. After five hours of constant cleaning you will lose from 5-10 pounds in water weight. Don't smoke or drink alcohol or else you'll gain these pounds back in a week. If you don't take alcohol or cigarettes you will still gain this weight back after a month and you cant use a DTX until 6 months so i guess you can see why this is a popular item to sell. Now we ain't selling this for too much. Anyone can afford it as long as they have a job and have room for spending on useless crap. I mean powerful health supplements. Now for the mega low price of $120, yes $120 you can get your set of DTX and clean your body of water for a day. How does that sound?
Zoivi EMZ- The Zoivi EMZ is a multienzymatic complex which causes your body to break down food faster then it would eliminating the bad and using the good for nutrition. When we present these products (by the way if you'd like a presentation shoot me a email with your number and we can come to your house and show you demo and even give you a free product sample) we use a pudding test to show you how "effective" our EMZ is. We mix the thick pudding with our miracle capsule and stir it for several minutes until the EMZ turns the pudding liquid. Imagine that in your stomach? This will definitively help you go to the bathroom faster and prevent lactose intolerance and some other food prone illnesses but I'm not suppose to say that or the FDA will find out our product is a complete piece of crap i mean a complete miracle. This is our cheapest product by quality and price. Get your EMZ for the low price of $60 or you can get it off my people for the cheap price of $50. This powerful health supplement works best if you used DTX before so your stomach is already clean making you think i mean know that its working.
Zoivi Burn-  Hey have you worked out and thought that you would gain muscle in a few weeks? Well this product stimulates the growth of muscle and the decrease of fat. This two in one product is for those who have a good diet and exercises daily. Fat people will get slim and fit. Skinny people will get big and buff. Sound like a miracle or is it just bluff? Well  it controls your appetite which is why fat people lose weight however it affects your thyroids as well. Your thyroids will be shot with antyoxydents which will transform your body. i wouldn't trust anything with my thyroids since if something goes wrong I'll be permanently fat or skinny without any chance of changing. Now if your willing to risk your life for a easy non steroid way of working out come on down and buy the Zoivi Burn which by the way only works potently after taking both EMZ and DTX. Now this miracle deserves a low price so your dumb people i mean smart and healthy people would buy it. For you my blog readers i give you it on $50 as well however Zoivi gives it to you at a low price of  $77. If you hate working out and are willing to risk your looks then take our offer of only $77

Zoivi Genki- Yes Genki like the mad cat scientist from Saints Row. This products description sounds like it was made by the mad cat scientist. "rejuvenate life with a blast of powerful vitamins to deliver a deadly blow to the toxins in your body" This is our miracle juice which is packed with all vitamins and is halal to all you Muslims who actually care about that. This vitamin is a powder that you mix with your favorite drink to add a bitter flavor to it and make it a Genki blast. You'll gain energy, be sexually active and technically be as crazy as Dr.Genki. This might all sound like a load of BS but its true this will grant your body immunities at the cost of long term side effects that you'll find out later maybe once you pee. Never take this if your pregnant or bound to die by some illness because even though Ahmed Evaji says it will cure you he's just lying to you to get you to buy this placebo i mean miracle. I really would recommend this product since it does help you when you have a cold or when you want to have sex multiple times since it stimulates your libido. Now i know allot of you old people would like this so for all of you my down-lines can sell you one pack (not box) of the drink (for one drink) at $2 however if you want to buy the whole thing from the website it Will cost you a very cheap price of $124. With that much money i can buy food for a week of i can buy this miracle drink for a month. If you truly like it i can give you a sample when i do a demo at your house or i can give you my down-lines numbers so they can sell you it at $2.


Zoivi ONE- Have you ever had a protein shake? Well this is Zoivi's version of the protein shake. Available in chocolate and vanilla this shake is bound to fill you up and give you 25 grams of protein. If you can withstand its plane flavor then your good. This has a serving size of 15 days or 30 days based on how you use it. It has 114 calories and drinking one with every meal should help you gain muscle in no Time. This goes perfect with the ZoiVi burn and will make a great snack. If you want to lose weight i wouldn't recommend eating after using it instead use it to replace your meals. Not much is known about this product since we just introduced it to the market this February of 2013 however be our test dummy i mean test Alpha body and send us pictures of your results. The Zoivi member who sends the best pictures gets money so help us win money by sending us your results. Since this is a prototype product I'll give you a good price on it. If you buy from me you'll only pay $60 but if you buy it from the company it will cost you a low price of $82. So if your interested feel free to contact me at my email. OmereYilderem25@gmail.com
One last thing. If you think your wise enough to scam losers into buying this crap feel free to join my forces and make me some good money. My next post will be about the people in Zoivi i hope you guys stay tuned because this will help  you avoid falling into the Zoiv Trap. Omere Out!
















Friday, October 18, 2013

Let join Zoivi

Welcome fellow Zoivi directors. If you have come to my blog  you have done great and are ready to start making some green with the best company in the world Zoivi. Lets start off by telling you the three ways you can sign up to our wonderful world changing movement.

  • Basic Membership- You can easily join our wonderful company for $349. Very affordable indeed however being a cheep person will also decrease your profits with zoivi. As a basic member you can only get paid in three different ways which usually pay out very very low. 1) you will get "payed" for selling our wonderful product to the world and you gain retail profit of $6-$20. 2) when you tell your friends to join you get 10% of what they paid to get in however you don't get this 10% until 3 weeks from when they got in. 3) You can also get 10% of the point of hard work both your teams get. lets say your right leg makes 1000 and left 1000 you get 
100 from each so 200.

  • Entrepreneurship membership- If you really don't think that's enough money then pay us $749 and well give you all the benefits of a basic member with one added bonus. 5% of whatever people you brought in brought in. So if your friend brings in someone paying $1000 you get $50.                                    
  • Platinum membership- Not enough money fro you? then join us as a platinum member for the low low price of $1140. You spend this much on fancy stuff why not sped t on something useful that will "make you money". Platinum members get everything entrepreneur get with the exception that platinum have 6 other ways to get payed. i wont reveal them here however.

Ranking up- what does it mean to rank up in our company? Well first you get one of these adorable pins maid of "gold" and then you get a check just for ranking up. The rank up to gold member gives you $100 anything lower wont give you anything. You also get a certain amount of money for 4 weeks consequential if your platinum. You may ask yourself how can one rank up? Well the answer is simple Scam your friends. I mean make your friends and loved ones join. each friend you join pays out in points depending which membership you suckered them into buying. Basics give out 300pts entrepreneurs give out 600pts and platinum gives out 1000pts. Zoivi is a bianary system so you must have points on both sides match to reach a rank. To get to gold you must get 3000 points on both sides. Here is the catch... you have to get these 3000 points on both sides within a week or you'll have to start over again from zero points. Tell me can you scam $6000 in a week? if so then Zoivi is right for you. If not the your not zoivi material and just stay a slave of the rest like most of the noobs we got. if $6000 is to much to handle then try reaching the highest rank Alpha diamond. the requirement is to get 100000 on both sides. tell me can you scam a million dollars in a week? If so then shoot for the stars and start Zoivi today if not then go home because you'll end up writing bad reviews on zoivi and cry for all the money you caused yourself to lose.
Family and friends- Here at Zoivi well be your friends and family since you'll be to busy working for us to have any time for your real friends and family. However if you truly love your friends and family invite them to join our cause to scam the world and get Mr.Evaji our CEO rich. Several members have lost their girlfriends and other love interest for Zoivi. I lost my fathers trust and i didnt care cause i was making $1400 a month. The Zoivi girls might be of your interest most of them had sex with the CEO to make extra cash in the company and wont date you regardless of how handsome or nice you might be since their all trained by Evaji to be mindless money seeking Zombies. If your friends don't mater to you and are just another source of income then welcome aboard the Zoivi paradise of mistrust. By the way we the leaders speak of all of you behind you backs.
If you love your family then stay with them and don't join since you'll blame us for separating you from your loved ones.
Free time?- Welcome to zoivi let me give you your schedule. 6-9Am going to college campuses to scam idiots. 10-11Am eat with your up line even if you cant afford the food. 12 am-2 Pm do presentations with your up line to scam family and other peoples family. 3-5 Pm making one on ones and presenting to confirm your fools are well scammed. 6-8 Pm learn from your up line. 9-11 pm worship Mr.Evaji or get "training" This will be your schedule all days except Sundays in which you get free time till 6 pm then you go to the mansion to worship Evaji. You can write to me at omereyilderem25@gmail.com for more info on the Zoivi movement. Also View the following blog its the basic experiences of some of my down lines. http://zoiviscam.blogspot.com/